Hall of Fame

OTBB’s Important and Serious HOF Chat 2018

Max [11:17 AM]

Hello!

To review, we will go through each player listed on the ballot and collectively decide whether or not they deserve a spot on our final Official OTTB ballot, which will include up to but not exceeding 10 players.

Max [11:34 AM]

There are 35 players on this year’s ballot

Jason Weitzman [11:35 AM]

Or we collectively decide to mail in a protest ballot

Max [11:50 AM]

We could. Might be a boring post if we do though….

Jason Weitzman [11:58 AM]

oh yeah let’s def not do that

is everyone aware that this is at noon Eastern Time

Max [11:59 AM]

I think so. I’ll check with the third participant

Third participant, have you arrived?

Sean [12:01 PM]

I had a minor emergency in my home (I started a fire in the fireplace without first opening the flue). I have still arrived on time. I would like it to be known that I take this very seriously

Jason Weitzman [12:01 PM]

I’ve started a bunch of fires before

Max [12:01 PM]

Well this is very serious business. OTBB needs an official ballot

Jason Weitzman [12:01 PM]

one time I started a kitchen fire and I stopped it by throwing water on it, which they say not to do but it worked

Max [12:02 PM]

#LifeHack

Sean [12:02 PM]

Last year we voted for Bonds, Clemens, Guerrero, C Jones, A Jones, Martinez, Rolen, Sheffield, Thome, Walker

Jason Weitzman [12:02 PM]

how do you get to be on the official ballot? just ask ken rosenthal?

all of whom have mysteriously gone missing…

Max [12:03 PM]

That’s pretty good. We matched up well with the people that actually got in.

Jason Weitzman [12:03 PM]

then gave scott rolen a vote because he’s friends with chipper jones

side note: i always thought they were friends because they both played third base

they probably have never spoken to each other

Max [12:04 PM]

Should we get started on the massive list of names we need to whittle down this year?

Jason Weitzman [12:04 PM]

yah!

Max [12:05 PM]

Sean, who’s first?

Sean [12:05 PM]

For those who don’t remember why we’re here. The basic idea is to pretend that we have a ballot and semi-seriously consider each of the candidates before landing on the maximum of 10 players who we agree deserve induction to the HOF. It’s self-described as “circular logic, silly digressions, and sabermetric bumbling.” We’ve done it more than once. Maybe thrice.

The first player on this year’s ballot is Rick Ankiel

Max [12:06 PM]

We’ve done it a lot. It’s one of my favorite OTBB traditions.

Jason Weitzman [12:06 PM]

a two way player! that’s pretty impressive

Max [12:06 PM]

Rick Ankiel. He definitely gets points for 2 way playing

But enough points?

Jason Weitzman [12:06 PM]

plus he’s been in the playoffs

Sean [12:07 PM]

He also gets negative lots of points for confirmed steroid use.

Max [12:07 PM]

Really? I don’t remember that

Jason Weitzman [12:07 PM]

oh [can i swear]

Sean [12:07 PM]

Swear like you’re on cable. Not HBO

Jason Weitzman [12:07 PM]

oh darnit!

Max [12:08 PM]

So I don’t think Ankiel gets in. Not on a ballot with this many good player. Not on any ballot because he’s not that good.

Honor to be listed though, good for him

Sean [12:09 PM]

Yeah – on his way back as a hitter, he got busted for HGH. It gives us a chance to make our steroid arguments very early. I don’t feel properly warmed up for the steroid arguments, though.

Jason Weitzman [12:09 PM]

i really like the tony la russa/jerry resindorf [sic?] for harold baines “but he’s my friend” clause

Max [12:09 PM]

Let’s get to Baines later too. I have thoughts

Sean [12:09 PM]

Is Jason Bay your close friend?

Max [12:09 PM]

Same name, maybe?

Jason Weitzman [12:10 PM]

us jasons stick together

Max [12:10 PM]

Give me some stats on Jason Bay

Jason Weitzman [12:10 PM]

number 44

isn’t JD Drew

Max [12:11 PM]

Not sure those are stats

Jason Weitzman [12:11 PM]

bi coastal (mets and mariners)

ummmm

his era is ####

Max [12:11 PM]

So he’s doesn’t have the Rick Ankiel thing going for him.

Jason Weitzman [12:12 PM]

also im embarrassed to admit i just figured out jason bay was on the ballot

Max [12:12 PM]

There’s a lot of randos on this years ballot

Sean [12:13 PM]

He’s best remembered for being a bad Mets player and a good Red Sox. And he’s Canadian. Is he the best Canadian player?

Max [12:13 PM]

Larry Walker would strongly object

Jason Weitzman [12:13 PM]

joey votto!

Walker is clearrrrrrllly on steroids

just watch any video of him playing

Max [12:14 PM]

Walker isn’t until the W’s

Jason Weitzman [12:14 PM]

they just don’t like people

yes we’ll get to it in like the third quarter of the pats game

Sean [12:14 PM]

What if we had a Hall of Fame, but the rules were that you could have only one player from a given country. Do you think this would cause the downfall of the United States?

Jason Weitzman [12:14 PM]

*they just don’t look like people [when they’re on steroids]

like a UN Hall of Fame

Max [12:14 PM]

We’d probably just pick Trout and everyone would just be fine with it

Jason Weitzman [12:15 PM]

I like this

Sean [12:15 PM]

Babe Ruth

Jason Weitzman [12:15 PM]

Xander Boagerts Representing Aruba!

Max [12:15 PM]

Ichiro!

Jason Weitzman [12:15 PM]

ichiro!!!!!!

whoever is the cuban representative also most likely is not allowed in their homeland

Max [12:15 PM]

Shin Soo Choo!

Max Kepler!

Jason Weitzman [12:16 PM]

Chin Mang Wang! i think he was from Thailand?!

Rod Carew was born in Panama!

Max [12:16 PM]

Taipei

Jason Weitzman [12:16 PM]

but the US part

dammit

Max [12:16 PM]

So was Rivera…..

Jason Weitzman [12:16 PM]

I was born in New York city!

Sean [12:17 PM]

…and Back to the real Hall of Fame. Lance Berkman is next, and I think he has a way better resume than only 2 people voting for him so far

Jason Weitzman [12:17 PM]

yah

yah

lance barman would go on my “I’m thinking about it”

Max [12:17 PM]

So, I’m a ‘yes’ on Berkman being on our final ballot

Sean [12:18 PM]

Quick rundown on why: He hit ..293/.406/.537. Switch hitter. 6x all star, 7x got MVP votes. That’s pretty good.

Jason Weitzman [12:18 PM]

that weird video commercial does give him minus. 75 points

Max [12:19 PM]

Equal member of the Killer B’s

the other two members of which are already in the Hall….

Jason Weitzman [12:19 PM]

he was really good

Sean [12:20 PM]

He also kinda always looked stoned to me. Bonus points for maintaining dad body and putting up those numbers

Max [12:20 PM]

Baseballs’ the best for that

So why’s he only have 2 votes so far that we know about?

Jason Weitzman [12:20 PM]

hahaha it’s like the bartolo colon of the base paths

Sean [12:21 PM]

Because of this stupid rule that we can only vote for 10 people. Barry Bonds is up next.

Max [12:21 PM]

I am a steadfast ‘Yes’ on Barry Bonds

Jason Weitzman [12:21 PM]

I say yes for berkman for now but if it’s more than 10 he’d go off the ballot early

Max [12:21 PM]

I will die on this hill

Jason Weitzman [12:22 PM]

I say no for bonds and max disagrees with me!

Max [12:22 PM]

Correct

Jason Weitzman [12:22 PM]

yes

Sean [12:22 PM]

We’ve always voted for Bonds. Why does Jason say no?

Jason Weitzman [12:22 PM]

cleaaaaarly steroids, I’m a big don’t let the steroids people in the hall, although i respect everyone’s opinion and see why people would say put him in!

take out piazza and Ivan Rodriguez!

and ty cobb, f*** that guy!

yah I have a lot of controversial opinions I’m gonna get out in this chat

I have a curt schilling theory that I’ve had for YEARS that i have never shared with anyone that i cannot wait to tell once we get to the S’s

I see “Max and Sean” are typing

Max [12:24 PM]

For me, it basically comes down to the fact that you can’t have a reputable baseball museum without arguably the best baseball player ever

Sean [12:24 PM]

I don’t really feel strongly one way or the other, and I don’t really like Bonds. But he WAS baseball for awhile.

Jason Weitzman [12:24 PM]

that is very true

what sean said, i didnt read max’s yet

i read up

trueeee

Sean [12:25 PM]

So he’s onto round 2. In the cache if you will

Jason Weitzman [12:25 PM]

my compromise would be you have to mention it on the plaque

hahaha

i can never find my cache files

Max [12:25 PM]

Agree with Sean. We voted for him before and there’s no reason to change now

Jason Weitzman [12:25 PM]

say like “he hit 73 home runs in the steroid era”

then i would say it’s ok

Max [12:26 PM]

Sure, whatever. But he has to be in

and the speech would be awesome

Jason Weitzman [12:26 PM]

which he obviously would wholeheartedly agree to

yeah he’s cool!

Sean [12:26 PM]

Same story with Clemens. But I also think that Clemens deserves like one fewer vote than Bonds because he wasn’t as good. OTBB can be that one vote.

Max [12:26 PM]

Ha

Jason Weitzman [12:26 PM]

woah they’re next to each other alphabetically!

Max [12:27 PM]

Yeah, its really annoying. No breather

Jason Weitzman [12:27 PM]

kinda like how hank aaron was the first alphabetical baseball player up until fuckin DAVID AARDSMA

hahahah

Max [12:27 PM]

I don’t really like Clemons as a person, but I can’t find a reason to support Bonds but not him

Aardsma is going to be tough to beat

Jason Weitzman [12:28 PM]

idk the padres have a really promising prospect Yuniesky Aaaaaardsma

yah i agree, also the whole “i will only pitch at home and play for three months” was underratedly pretty cool

im a big worker’s rights guys into the hall of fame

Max [12:29 PM]

And very annoying. That guy got more money for less work…

Jason Weitzman [12:29 PM]

i will give up my lance berkman vote for marvin miller

Max [12:29 PM]

So Rocket is on to round 2, begrudgingly, again. Who’s next?

Jason Weitzman [12:29 PM]

freddy garcia?

are you guys also on the baseball reference page?

ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh solid 8th-round fantasy baseball draft choice freddy garcia

Max [12:30 PM]

Garica is next? Did we lose Sean?

Sean [12:31 PM]

The OTBB archive for Freddy Garcia is wild. Here’s a mention of him in a post about why I liked the Braves signing Gavin Floyd

Off The BenchOff The Bench

Why I Like The Gavin Floyd Signing

The Atlanta Braves are expected to announce today that they’ve agreed to terms with free agent starter Gavin Floyd.  It’s reported to be a one-year deal with a base salary of $4 Million.  At first glance, this is not the type of “Ace” addition that the Braves needed in the offseason following a playoff loss […]

Dec 16th, 2013

Jason Weitzman [12:31 PM]

im looking at his stats, and there are three black ink [that means led the league] stats, one is ERA and IP in 2001, the other is 20 Wild Pitches in 2005

nice cross promotion!

Max [12:32 PM]

Ha. How’d that Gavin Floyd signing work out?

Sean [12:32 PM]

Here’s another one. He finished second in a stat that I made up! “That Freddy Garcia finished second is counterintutive at first.  Then, one looks at how he fared in his few starts with the Braves this year and we realize his placement is another of the Small Sample Size champions.”

Off The BenchOff The Bench

Quantifying Pitcher Offense: Introducing True Total Bases

Max and I have a theory: offensive contributions from pitchers go wholly unappreciated by both the sabermetric community and old school managers alike.  When watching Braves games, one could often catch the microphone next to the dugout picking up the great manager Bobby Cox yelling out to his pitchers to “take it EASY!!!” as they […]

Oct 23rd, 2013

Lance Berkman led the league 3 times….

Max [12:33 PM]

As OTBB approaches it’s 9th birthday, our archive is really becoming a treasure trove…

Sean [12:33 PM]

Is Freddy Garcia a Hall of Famer?

Jason Weitzman [12:33 PM]

he is second in something!

Max [12:34 PM]

I don’t think he is sadly. The first three years of his career were great! It’s the last 12 that give me pause

Jason Weitzman [12:34 PM]

maybe if he throws us some cash id put him on though….

Max [12:34 PM]

For sure. I can be bought

Sean [12:34 PM]

He had a 1.65 ERA for the Braves.

Max [12:35 PM]

27.1 innings….

Sean [12:35 PM]

He’s decidedly in the Baines bucket

Jason Weitzman [12:35 PM]

if it’s a pitchers park then you have to adjust and it would probably be like a 45.83 ERA

Sean [12:35 PM]

Can we put him in the Baines bucket?

Jason Weitzman [12:35 PM]

The Baines Bucket!

Max [12:35 PM]

Baines was better

Jason Weitzman [12:35 PM]

the Baines bucket should def be a real bucket just outside the hall of fame

and anybody who you thought was ok you can put their baseball card in there

Max [12:36 PM]

I love that idea. We need it

I’m going to take this opportunity to make an announcement.

I believe that the Harold Baines Hall of Fame induction is, besides being absolutely ridiculous, a huge blessing to people like us. It is now clear that to determine whether or not a player is a HOFer, all you need to do is decide if they are better than Baines. Therefore, I will be advocating during this entire chat for any player that I think is equal to or greater than Harold Baines. Berkman? Yup? Hafner? Sure? Jeff Kent? Hell yes.

Jason Weitzman [12:38 PM]

he’s like a Replacement Level Hall of Famer

Sean [12:39 PM]

So the Baines Barometer?

I way prefer the Baines Bucket

Jason Weitzman [12:39 PM]

WHERE’S THE BAINES BAROMETER? I LEFT IT IN THE BAINES BUCKET!

Max [12:39 PM]

Also, if any of the readers of this blog would like a custom designed Harold Baines HOF shirsey, please reach out to me at max@offthebenchbaseball.com. I will be printing them up if I receive 12 orders or more so please shoot an email my way and I’ll send you a high quality mockup I made.

Jason Weitzman [12:40 PM]

wait is a barometer like a real thing? like a thermometer? or just a hypothetical ideal? ive never thought of this

the shirseys are cool! ive seen them!

Max [12:40 PM]

barometers measure barometric pressure, i think

Sean [12:40 PM]

The Baines Barometer could be used to pressure people

Jason Weitzman [12:41 PM]

Hahah oh yeah if he was like in a cop show

Max [12:41 PM]

Just wack them in the head with a Baines Barometer

Max [12:41 PM]

how is Jon Garland on the ballot?

Jason Weitzman [12:41 PM]

there’s a white sox conspiracy

do you have to declare for the hall of fame like declaring for the NFL draft

Max [12:42 PM]

Jerry Reihnsdorf (sp) is powerful

Jason Weitzman [12:42 PM]

or do they just realize you haven’t played for a while

Risendorf [sic] is like the wizard of oz

Max [12:42 PM]

Someone has to pick you. No clue who though. Or what method they use

Jason Weitzman [12:42 PM]

the actual wizard

Max [12:43 PM]

It’s questionable

Jason Weitzman [12:43 PM]

hmmm

it would be fun if it was more reality show-like

Jason Weitzman [12:47 PM]

yikkkkkkkesssss 24.8 career war? that’s like 3 bad mike trout seasons

Sean [12:47 PM]

*Max has been kicked out of the chat for disruptive behavior

Jason Weitzman [12:47 PM]

hahahah

agreed

he’s being paid by Reiseindeiorf [sic]

Sean [12:47 PM]

Why didn’t Max like Freddy Garcia?!

Max [12:48 PM]

I thought about it. I determined he didn’t quite pass the Baines test

but it was a very close call

Jason Weitzman [12:48 PM]

if it’s someone you confuse with another player they shouldn’t be in the hall of fame

Max [12:48 PM]

Hafner’s nickname was Pronk. HOF level nickname

Pronk!

Jason Weitzman [12:49 PM]

that’s true!

Sean [12:49 PM]

This is dumb. The guy never made the All Star Game. Omar Infante made an All Star Game.

Max [12:49 PM]

Is Infante next?

Jason Weitzman [12:49 PM]

royals fans never banded together to vote travis hafner into the all star game?

Sean [12:49 PM]

(Travis Hafner never played for the Royals)

Max [12:50 PM]

Royals fans still could gave banded together, Sean!

So could Indians fans

Jason Weitzman [12:50 PM]

my next controversial opinion is that travis hafner played for the royals

Sean [12:50 PM]

Roy Halladay is next. I’m not on the Halladay bandwagon.

Jason Weitzman [12:50 PM]

dammit, i was gonna vote for halladay!

he gets my “was great for so long they’re a hall of famer” plus that also includes many years of being unstoppable

Max [12:51 PM]

I’m a yes on Halladay. I think he’s definitely, definitely getting more support because he tragically died and everyone liked him, but he’s deserving

Jason Weitzman [12:51 PM]

PLUS i think the hall should be more open to guys who got better later IE i am eventually using this argument to vote for josh donaldson for the hall of fame

Max [12:52 PM]

Playoff perfect game. Cy Young in both leagues. And his BRef is litter with bold text in K/BB, IP, CG, etc

Jason Weitzman [12:52 PM]

playing versus certain steroids hitters like bonds and larry walker

Max [12:52 PM]

But I do think he’d be borderline if still alive

Also, better than Baines

Jason Weitzman [12:52 PM]

two Cy Youngs!

Max [12:52 PM]

#betterthanBaines #btB

Sean [12:53 PM]

Yeah, so my opinion was that he had too short of a career, but his 10 year peak included a 145 ERA+.

Max [12:53 PM]

16 years though…

Jason Weitzman [12:54 PM]

7 years of leading in complete games! not a hall of fame standard but that’s insane

Sean [12:54 PM]

Tim Hudson (not next, just an example). Probably not a HOFer. He played for 17 years, had more IP, and an ERA that was .11 higher than Halladay.

Max [12:55 PM]

That’s a very good example. Maybe worth a full post-length comparison

Hudson’s alive though and that doesn’t bode well for him

Jason Weitzman [12:55 PM]

yah tim hudson was always second-best to a lot of guys

hahahah

Sean [12:56 PM]

He should fake his own death. Tupac-style

Jason Weitzman [12:56 PM]

i want Mr. 3000 to happen in real life

Max [12:56 PM]

So where are we on Halladay?

Jason Weitzman [12:56 PM]

i say yes!

Sean [12:56 PM]

I’m fine with moving him on, but I’m chopping him if we get constricted by the 10

Max [12:56 PM]

Also, my phone autocorrects holiday to Halladay, FYI

Jason Weitzman [12:57 PM]

hahaha

Sean [12:57 PM]

Todd Helton, definitely a HOFer

Max [12:57 PM]

Helton’s a yes for me

Jason Weitzman [12:57 PM]

yeah id give him a yes

Max [12:57 PM]

If Berkman is, Helton is. Plus passes the Baines test with flying colors

.316/.414/.953 for his career

Sean [12:58 PM]

That was easy. The .300/.400/.500 test makes this stuff really easy.

You list OPS at the end there

Max [12:58 PM]

yes i do

OPS is a good stat

Jason Weitzman [12:59 PM]

yah PLUS players not from new york/boston are always undervalued in the hall of fame (semi-controversial opinion)

*underrepresented

Max [12:59 PM]

Interestingly never finished higher than 5th in the MVP voting

Sean [1:00 PM]

Tim Hudson finished second in the Cy voting once

Jason Weitzman [1:00 PM]

29 career caught steals though….

Sean [1:00 PM]

Andruw Jones is next! We voted for him last year and I think we should again

Jason Weitzman [1:00 PM]

i like andruw jones! i vote him in

Max [1:00 PM]

Agreed. I like Andruw. Better than Baines, I’d say

Jason Weitzman [1:00 PM]

defensive wizardry is OVERVAULUED in the real game and UNDERVALUED in the hall of fame

Max [1:01 PM]

#hottake

Jason Weitzman [1:01 PM]

i hypothetically vote for vizquel

yah

oh vizquel’s still on the ballot

kenny lofton is a hall of famer too

Max [1:01 PM]

Who in the MLB gets valued to high because of defense, in your opinnion

Sean [1:01 PM]

Not yet Jason.

Jason Weitzman [1:02 PM]

sorry i jumped ahead there

uhhhhhh hmmmmm

everyone??????

Sean [1:02 PM]

Kevin Pillar.

Jason Weitzman [1:02 PM]

everyone except for jackie bradley jr

mike trout

like

Jason Weitzman [1:02 PM]

good defense will save you 1-2 outs a game, or mauybe even 0

good defense ******by one player!!!!

Sean [1:03 PM]

Jason Heyward

Max [1:03 PM]

Defense is important though. I’d rather have good defense than bad defense

Jason Weitzman [1:03 PM]

that’s true!

Sean [1:03 PM]

Jeff Kent once defended a child against grown men

Max [1:04 PM]

I think Heyward isn’t overrated. People just have to hang their hat on something if they’re going to say he’s good

Jeff Kent is in

I’m a Yes

Jason Weitzman [1:04 PM]

but you’ll def have 3, most likely 4, and maybe even 5-6 plate appearances a game, but a play that you make in the outfield that someone else won’t the difference between that happening and not is really small and only one out

kent spinning bonds’s children around!

for someone who hated the other person so much, im surprised he really tried to save his kid from being pulverized like that

like i dont know if i saw my enemy’d child in danger if i would move or do anything

Max [1:05 PM]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Kent let a kid get splatted

Jason Weitzman [1:05 PM]

*enemy’s

Max [1:05 PM]

He seems like that kind of guy

Sean [1:06 PM]

Wanna know how bad steroids were in that Giants clubhouse? Ellis Burks hit .344 in 2000 (the year Kent won his MVP).

Jason Weitzman [1:06 PM]

hahahah

Max [1:06 PM]

That’s bad

Jason Weitzman [1:06 PM]

this is why i think steroids disqualifies you because you just become tony gwynn if you take steroids

although it is funny when players take steroids and still suck

Max [1:07 PM]

That is funny

Sean [1:07 PM]

Have you ever looked at Ellis Burks’ b-ref page? Dude had close to 50 WAR.

Max [1:07 PM]

HOFer!

Better than Baines. #teamburks

Sean [1:08 PM]

OK, but we’ll move Kent along.

Jason Weitzman [1:08 PM]

i forgot ellis burks was on the 2004 sox!

Sean [1:08 PM]

Rapid fire time. One comment per player for 6 players.

Max [1:08 PM]

I didn’t even know that until right now

Jason Weitzman [1:08 PM]

agree

Max [1:08 PM]

Ok. Go

Sean [1:08 PM]

Ted Lilly

Jason Weitzman [1:09 PM]

he was on the blue jays. that is all i can say

Max [1:09 PM]

He’s not still playing? I feel like he is.

Sean [1:09 PM]

Derek Lowe

Max [1:09 PM]

In. I’m a yes on Lowe

Jason Weitzman [1:09 PM]

the ellis burks 2004 red sox teammate is in MY PERSONAL HALL OF FAME but not the real one that matters

Sean [1:10 PM]

it’s a no

Edgar Martinez

Jason Weitzman [1:10 PM]

YESSSSS to edgar

here’s my thought that i wanted to share!

Sean [1:10 PM]

.300/.400/.500. He’s in

Max [1:10 PM]

Yes. And Jason better be a yes too if he wants Ortiz later

Jason Weitzman [1:10 PM]

it’s in the freakin RULEBOOK that you can be a designated hitter so you can play DH and be in the hall of fame, the argument makes no sense

if he was on an NL team and a shitty first baseman we wouldn’t be even questioning it

Max [1:11 PM]

But doesn’t this contradict your defense being undervalued in the Hall voting argument?

Jason Weitzman [1:11 PM]

hmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmm

how do i explain this

with my 1 comment limit

Max [1:12 PM]

make it a good one…..

(there’s no length limit)

Jason Weitzman [1:12 PM]

defense is only additive in my PERSONAL opinion FOR HALL OF FAME VOTING FOR ME

it’s obviously different in the real game

but like nobody votes against bonds for being garbage in the field

it can only HELP

plus

ok now im gonna sounds like colin cowherd

it’s the BASEBALL hall of fame

so you should be rewarded for good BASEBALL which is HITTING PITCHING and DEFENSE

SANDAHARU OH SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FMAE

*FAME

Max [1:14 PM]

This is going off the rails. Who’s next, Sean?

Jason Weitzman [1:14 PM]

hahaha we havent even gotten to my schilling theory

Sean [1:14 PM]

Fred McGriff

Max [1:14 PM]

Yes

Jason Weitzman [1:14 PM]

oooooooh

id say borderline, yes for now!

Sean [1:15 PM]

I’m a hard yes. I wrote a post about it. And OTBB has another one running sometime soon, too.

Max [1:15 PM]

In previous years, I’ve been down on CrimeDog and opposed to his inclusion

Jason Weitzman [1:15 PM]

if you google fred mcgriff the first thing that comes up is “fred mcgrifff hall of fame” which gets you some votes

Max [1:15 PM]

This year, with the clarity of the Baines Barometer, I’m an easy yes.

Jason Weitzman [1:15 PM]

hahahah

Sean [1:15 PM]

The guys with more years of 30 homers than the Crime dog: Aaron, A-Rod, Ruth, Bonds, Schmidt, Foxx, Manny, Thome, Sosa, Mays, McGwire, Pujols.

Jason Weitzman [1:16 PM]

yeah the veterans committee really undid all of the borderline candidates by letting in baines

mcgriff should be the borderline for candidates, not baines IMO

Max [1:16 PM]

I wonder what his total will actually be this year. Can’t be much higher than in years past

This is his last shot and he had like 23% last year

Jason Weitzman [1:17 PM]

he also has like 52 war so maybe if you hit 50 war that’s a good metric for hall of fame (experiement to be proved right or wrong can be done later)

Sean [1:17 PM]

He’s at 35% on the tracker of known ballots

Jason Weitzman [1:17 PM]

Mcgriff’s hall of fame meter is exactly 100

he’s a total borderline

that’s low

Max [1:18 PM]

The known ballots are, in my experience, usually higher on the borderline guys and they come down in the final total

Because the Olds don’t release their ballots

Jason Weitzman [1:18 PM]

yah that makes sense

Sean [1:19 PM]

I also kinda think that he’s so far from getting in that he might be a lost cause. I think he should be in though.

Because of his swag

Max [1:19 PM]

I’m sure the Veterans Committee will clean it up for him…..

Jason Weitzman [1:19 PM]

hahaha

Sean [1:19 PM]

Next up is Mike Mussina, another very borderline candidate

Max [1:20 PM]

So personally, I do not believe Mussina is a HOFer. However, he passes the Baines test so I’m a yes

Jason Weitzman [1:20 PM]

red sox fan me im borderline is in and supposed yankee fan MAX votes no on him

yah

he gets the is really good/great for so long that they should be in

even though in my opinion he was probably WORSE SLIGHTLY than halladay and around the same time

also they need to stuff some pitchers in there because i dont really know if many pitchers outside of kershaw are hall of fame pitchers right now

and like felix hernandez is becoming borderline even though id put him in the early hall of fame vote

hall of fame early decision

Sean [1:21 PM]

He was definitely not as good as Halladay and I’m unclear on Halladay. I think pitchers are tough

Max [1:21 PM]

That’s a super interesting point. How man surefire HOF pitchers are currently playing?

Jason Weitzman [1:21 PM]

im throwing a lot out there

this was not an original idea btw but i do agree with it

felix hernandez should be in early decision

like

we’re gonna be debating if david price should be in the hall of fame in 11 years

Max [1:22 PM]

Verlander, Kershaw,

Jason Weitzman [1:22 PM]

oh yeah def veralnder

Max [1:22 PM]

cc?

Jason Weitzman [1:23 PM]

ooooooh! i like that one!

Max [1:23 PM]

Scherzer probably?

Jason Weitzman [1:23 PM]

he’s gonna be borderline, trending yes

oh yeah

scherzer has to be

but he gets the late bloomer exemption

Max [1:23 PM]

Chris Sale has a shot at it but its not many guys

Jason Weitzman [1:23 PM]

yah plus also it’s too early for sale honestly

Max [1:23 PM]

Sean, where are you on Mussina. Seems like we’re torn

Jason Weitzman [1:24 PM]

yeah this is the deciding vote

Sean [1:24 PM]

I’m out on Mussina

Max [1:24 PM]

Why?

Jason Weitzman [1:24 PM]

woahhhhhh

this is the first suprise IMO

Sean [1:25 PM]

We’re literally already at 10 onto round 2. Moose was 23% better than league average over his career (per ERA+). I feel like that’s not good.

Good enough*

Max [1:26 PM]

A strategic decision! Interesting

Ok, Moose is out.

Jason Weitzman [1:26 PM]

interestinggggg

Max [1:26 PM]

Who’s next?

Sean [1:26 PM]

The 83 bWAR does make me pause, but I’m OK with it.

Jason Weitzman [1:26 PM]

darren oliver

no

Max [1:27 PM]

Actually Darren Oliver?

He’s on the ballot?

Jason Weitzman [1:27 PM]

i just realized rick ankiel has a career 8.9 war

yah

Max [1:27 PM]

His stats are not very good.

20 years, 4.51 ERA. No all stars, no votes of any kind

Jason Weitzman [1:28 PM]

he was a starter and then a reliever so he’s kinda like dennis eckersley

Sean [1:28 PM]

Ari nicknamed him “Father Time” in a Blue Jays post from 2012.

Max [1:28 PM]

I would say he’s not very much like Dennis Eckersley

Can we get a link to that one, Sean?

Sean [1:29 PM]

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Mar 20th, 2013

Next up is Roy Oswalt, who I really like

But not for the HOF

Max [1:29 PM]

I’m a yes. Baines test

Jason Weitzman [1:29 PM]

i say NO for now for oswalt

Sean [1:29 PM]

He’s not as good as Halladay. He’s in the same Baines Bucket as Mussina

Jason Weitzman [1:29 PM]

but maybe in a few years

throw him in the baines bucket!

Sean [1:29 PM]

It’s a Baines test vs Baines Bucket!

Jason Weitzman [1:29 PM]

mussina is wayyyyyyy better than baines

hahahaha

Max [1:30 PM]

Mussina got my vote!

Sean [1:30 PM]

This is true. But I didn’t make up the rules for the Baines Bucket

Jason Weitzman [1:31 PM]

hahah oh yeah, i guess also like Rogers Honrsby [sic?]is in the baines bucket

Max [1:31 PM]

Is Rogers Hornsby not in the hall?

Jason Weitzman [1:31 PM]

nah he’s in the hall! i thought hall of famers are in the bucket

i just dont know the rules of the baines bucket

Max [1:31 PM]

Oh. The Bucket confuses me

Jason Weitzman [1:31 PM]

oh you can be too good for the baines bucket?

yah

Sean [1:32 PM]

The Baines Bucket is just outside the Hall. You’re kinda in Cooperstown, but not really

Max [1:32 PM]

So is Oswalt on our ballot?

Or at least in round 2?

Sean [1:33 PM]

No. But he gets to hang out in Cooperstown in the Bucket. So does Mussina

Jason Weitzman [1:33 PM]

oh they’re sitting in the bucket?

Max [1:33 PM]

How big is this bucket?

Jason Weitzman [1:33 PM]

i thought it was regular bucket sized

Sean [1:33 PM]

Once people kick the bucket, then others want them in the Hall. No dead people in the bucket

Jason Weitzman [1:33 PM]

hahahah

Max [1:34 PM]

Next!

Jason Weitzman [1:35 PM]

max’s favorite player of all time

Max [1:35 PM]

Andrew Eugene Pettitte?

Jason Weitzman [1:35 PM]

hahaha well according to baseball reference it’s this other player named “Andy Pettitte”

Sean [1:36 PM]

The steroid stuff really hurts Pettitte

Max [1:36 PM]

I’m a yes

Agreed though. Not a good look

Jason Weitzman [1:36 PM]

i know max is gonna get upset so im a no but im gonna tell max i voted yes

Max [1:37 PM]

I know Pettitte isn’t a hall of famer, but I think he has a legitimate case and I think there’s a decent chance he gets booted off the ballot becasue he’s hard to justify with these other players on the list and that’s stupid and bad.

Sean [1:37 PM]

I’m a no because of the steroids. I don’t think he has the good tail end of his career without them and therefore I don’t think he’s in.

Jason Weitzman [1:38 PM]

yah i say he was reaally really good but never a hall of famer plus steroids hurts him plus manny is one of my favorite players and i wont vote for him cuz steroids

Max [1:38 PM]

I’d say Pettitte legit deserves 25% of the vote. He won’t get it

Jason Weitzman [1:38 PM]

does he get a bucket?

Max [1:39 PM]

I think he’s bucket worthy!

Sean [1:39 PM]

Hey Max, do you have an Pettitte pajamas?

Max [1:39 PM]

Nope. Do have 2 shirsey’s though

Jason Weitzman [1:40 PM]

hahaha

Sean [1:41 PM]

Juan Pierre made the ballot, which gives me a reason to tell you that he played every game for 5 straight years

He’s 18th on the all time stolen base chart. I’m a big fan of rewarding steals, but 18th is too low to make a legit case

Max [1:42 PM]

yeah he’s not good enough. I dont think he passes the Baines test

Jason Weitzman [1:43 PM]

yeah unlike in real life now he’s cloggin up the basepaths

Max [1:43 PM]

Good player though. There was a little while he and Luis Castillo were awesome for the Marlins

Jason Weitzman [1:44 PM]

those marlins teams were insane

like when you hear about the expos minor league system

Max [1:44 PM]

The Jeff Conine era

Jason Weitzman [1:44 PM]

i guess if you trade a million players wou’re gonna have a few great ones

hahahah

jeff mathis, greatest marlin of all time?

Max [1:45 PM]

No

But you definitely have to have a ton of talent to be able to trade away 2 MVP winners in a row

Sean [1:46 PM]

Placido Polanco had a better career than you think

Max [1:46 PM]

I could be talked into Placido Polanco.

Jason Weitzman [1:46 PM]

ehhhhh nahhhhhhh

Max [1:46 PM]

His Bref page looks kind of Baines-y

Jason Weitzman [1:47 PM]

wow i was just writing “he’s bainsian”

Max [1:47 PM]

Well then I’m officially a yes on Polanco!

Jason Weitzman [1:47 PM]

hahaha

Max [1:47 PM]

You guys will need to outvote me to keep him from round 2

Sean [1:47 PM]

He had more WAR than Baines

He hit .297 over 16 years. He hasn’t received a single vote that we know of

Max [1:48 PM]

until now!

Jason Weitzman [1:48 PM]

max has a significant voting block chuck with giving him 1/3rd of the votes

*chunk

Max [1:48 PM]

I am the no so silent minority

*not

Jason Weitzman [1:48 PM]

jhahah

hall of famer batters, you need to be legit terrified when they’re at the plate

OR their defense is so good it’s well-known around the league

Sean [1:49 PM]

First guy to win a gold glove at more than one position

Max [1:49 PM]

Sean it sounds like you might be on my side here…..

Jason Weitzman [1:49 PM]

that seems cool!

Max [1:49 PM]

That is cool

Jason, does Baines meet either of those criteria?

Jason Weitzman [1:49 PM]

the way it’s worded on his baseball reference page it looks like he won a gold glove for one start at DH in 2007

Max [1:50 PM]

They should absolutely give DH Gold Gloves out

Jason Weitzman [1:50 PM]

ehhhhhh seeming cool is hall of fame criteria?

i completely agree!

Max [1:50 PM]

best hands at the water cooler. once caught a bag of seeds that fell

Sean [1:50 PM]

I’d like our ballot to be the one for Polanco but not at the expense of other guys.

Max [1:50 PM]

Sounds like round 2 to me!

Sean [1:50 PM]

Can you prove this story about the water cooler?

Jason Weitzman [1:51 PM]

good at handing a foul tip back to the ball boy

Max [1:51 PM]

No, those were my justifications for choosing someone as the DH GG award winner

So Polanco moves on. Who’s next?

Sean [1:52 PM]

Manny Ramirez

Jason Weitzman [1:52 PM]

MANNNNNYYYYYYYY

Max [1:52 PM]

I’m a yes

Jason Weitzman [1:52 PM]

CULTURALLLLLLY one of the best of all time but no for steroids

Sean [1:52 PM]

I really think Polanco has a better case than Vizquel

Jason Weitzman [1:52 PM]

and manny is one of my favorites ever

Sean [1:53 PM]

I’m a yes for Manny. I got his signature once

Jason Weitzman [1:53 PM]

THANK YOU FOR VOTING HIM IN FOR ME

he should go in with the hat for that Taipei team he played for

or maybe taiwan, im sorry i got these wrong!

Sean [1:54 PM]

Rivera is next

Max [1:54 PM]

There’s steroids and then there’s what Manny did. He did steroids on steroids

Mo!

Sean [1:54 PM]

Max – do you have a Rivera stat for us?

Max [1:54 PM]

I realize the whole ‘unanimous hall of famer’ thing is stupid but if someone doesn’t vote for Rivera they can go to hell

That’s my stat

Jason Weitzman [1:55 PM]

im a yes for mo for the reasons that he’s the best reliever of all time but it would be INSANE if he’s voted unanimously because he’s not the most deserving unamious

god dman it i was just writing that

silence

Sean [1:55 PM]

Scott Rolen, who we voted for last year

Jason Weitzman [1:56 PM]

i say he was ivery very good but a NO

Max [1:56 PM]

I’m a yes. Better than Baines. Also, genuinely really good

Jason Weitzman [1:56 PM]

i wasn’t here last year!

Max [1:56 PM]

Oohh. Make the case against

Jason Weitzman [1:56 PM]

yes, geniounly very very good, sometimes grat

ehhhhhh

welllllllll

you can’t put in everybody

that’s the worst argument

his stats do look good

Max [1:57 PM]

There are only 11 third basemen in the Hall of Fame

Jason Weitzman [1:57 PM]

im just sayin when he was playing it wasn’t like “ooooohhhh shit, scott rolen’s up”

Sean [1:57 PM]

he’s a really well-rounded player, which is traditionally not good for HOF chances. Plus, he’s a third baseman and there are only like 7 third basemen in the Hall.

Jason Weitzman [1:57 PM]

that’s a good point

Max [1:57 PM]

11

cmon sean

Jason Weitzman [1:57 PM]

hahaha

Max [1:58 PM]

:slightly_smiling_face:

Jason Weitzman [1:58 PM]

max you said no emojis!

Max [1:58 PM]

Ahhh! Sorry!

Jason Weitzman [1:58 PM]

i have never used an emoji in my entire life

Sean [1:58 PM]

So Jason’s out? I don’t feel strongly about him. I can drop him

Jason Weitzman [1:58 PM]

this is gonna crash everyone’s system

yeahhhhh id say no on him

Max [1:58 PM]

I typed a colon and a paren!

Slack betrayed me

Jason Weitzman [1:58 PM]

hahahah

Max [1:58 PM]

We’re kicking Jason out because he wants to vote against Rolen?

Jason Weitzman [1:59 PM]

yeah idk, nobody said brooks robinson and later on machado won’t make it cuz they’re insanely good hitters

Sean [1:59 PM]

We already kicked Max out.

Jason Weitzman [1:59 PM]

but not rolen!

just sean is left

although nobody is saying that rolen is worse than baines

Sean [1:59 PM]

Publishing a conversation with myself could be dangerous for future Presidential Election purposes.

Max [2:00 PM]

Eh #nothingmatters

Jason Weitzman [2:00 PM]

hahahah

Max [2:00 PM]

Plus, we’ve got enough already to keep you out of office

So is Rolen in round 2?

Jason Weitzman [2:01 PM]

he got in 2-1! i said no

Max [2:01 PM]

Great! Who’s next?

Jason Weitzman [2:02 PM]

curt schilling! here is my curt schilling theory i have had FOR YEARS and it will FINALLY BE REVEALED!

so

Max [2:02 PM]

I’m so excited

Jason Weitzman [2:02 PM]

as we all know, curt schilling was a baseball player and then went crazy

Max [2:02 PM]

go on…

Jason Weitzman [2:02 PM]

we’ll just start the theory with that im not a liscensed psychoterapist and all i have done is taken a psych 101

but my psychoanalytic theory on curt schilling is:

upon his retirement he REALIZED he was a borderline hall of famer with his baseball stats, not a definite yes and not a hard no either, so he probably could have gotten in, but also maybe not. SO instead of leaving it up to the baseball writers, he realized that it was more likely for him to GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE and say a bunch of crazy stuff, so then baseball voters would be like “we can’t vote for him because he is crazy” instead of “we can’t vote for him because he wasn’t a good enough pitcher,” so then the argument for him not being good enough he could complain about that instead of coming to terms with his baseball stats weren’t just not hall of fame worthy

i have been developing this FOR YEARS and i have never told anyone

plus he responds to people on twitter so ive never wanted to tag him because then hell just attack me

so basically his mindset was just to get people to talk about he’s a crazy person instead of his stats, whether this is done consciously or subconsciously

Max [2:06 PM]

So you’re saying his racism and hatred and general all around awfulness is basically a ‘you can’t fire me, I quit’ gambit?

Jason Weitzman [2:07 PM]

wellll he was trash before, but he really played it up after he retired so he could blame not getting into the hall of fame on THAT instead of being not good enough baseball-wise

Max [2:07 PM]

It’s an …. interesting theory

Jason Weitzman [2:08 PM]

i do think he is really racist always and also, less bad, a bad business person

but the bad business was a start

try to sink 30 million rhode island dollars so people would blame that

JUST A THEORY

Max [2:08 PM]

So it sounds like you’re a no on Crazy Curt?

Jason Weitzman [2:08 PM]

yah he gets a no

Max [2:09 PM]

He’s better thank Baines, so I’m torn, but I cannot abide his terribleness. He’s a no for me

Jason Weitzman [2:09 PM]

i also think all the ken rosenthals of the world are like “ohmygod i love curt, just look at his stats and separate the stats from the personality” but honestly fuck that shit, get the racists out of the hall of fame! screw ty cobb!

Max [2:10 PM]

This isn’t HBO!

Jason Weitzman [2:10 PM]

hahahah oh i meant, darn that ty cobb!

Sean [2:11 PM]

I love Jason’s theory. It’d be way better if he went full Jose Conseco though and just became a reality TV star who didn’t care about anything

Max [2:12 PM]

He kind of is?

Jason Weitzman [2:12 PM]

hahahah yeah! he’s got some right wing talk show so it’s a weird fake famous thing

everyone can just make their own radio show nowadays so it doesnt make you famous just cuz you have a microphone and audacity

this is a controversial non-baseball opinion i have

Sean [2:13 PM]

OTBB has a podcast

Jason Weitzman [2:13 PM]

hahahah

Max [2:13 PM]

OTBB partners with a podcast. We’re not big enough to have our own

Sean [2:13 PM]

Max is right. On to Gary Sheffield!

Jason Weitzman [2:13 PM]

that is a real thing though, none of my theories make any sense

Max [2:13 PM]

I’m a yes on Sheff@

!

Jason Weitzman [2:13 PM]

yes for sheffield!!!!

Max [2:13 PM]

Way better than Baines

Jason Weitzman [2:14 PM]

who would you rather not face, scott rolen or gary sheffield? obviously it’s sheffield, and it’s not a tie

Sean [2:14 PM]

This is a good argument

Max [2:14 PM]

That is a good argument

well done

Jason Weitzman [2:14 PM]

my theories are getting good in this last half!

Sean [2:14 PM]

There were about 5 years where I would not want to face Sammy Sosa.

Jason Weitzman [2:15 PM]

yah

he had a corked bat

Max [2:15 PM]

Sammy Sosa is a Hall of Famer. 600 homers. Most feared hitter for a like a while. That little American flag thing he did

I’m a yes

Jason Weitzman [2:15 PM]

ehhhh clear steroids

Max [2:15 PM]

He’s like 2.7 Baines on the Baines scale

Jason Weitzman [2:15 PM]

one of the greatest hitters

hahahaha

id like for there to be like 2.7 of baines’ faces as an infographic

how much WAR is one baines?

Max [2:16 PM]

It’s more of a subjective scale. Much like the overall candidacy of Harold Baines

(don’t forget to email me about the Baines shirts if you want one)

Jason Weitzman [2:17 PM]

i mean sometimes you just gotta do something controversial to get people to talk about you which i think the hall of fame did

Sean [2:17 PM]

Miguel Tejada once hit 50 homers

Max [2:17 PM]

Wait is Sosa in Round 2?

Sean [2:17 PM]

Yes

Max [2:17 PM]

Also, I’m a yes on Tejada

Jason Weitzman [2:17 PM]

awww mannnn i wanted to say yes to tejada but he’s steroids

Max [2:17 PM]

2.1 Baineses

maybe 1.8

Jason Weitzman [2:17 PM]

maybe we could have like a Cheater’s Row

Max [2:18 PM]

A miscellaneous unsavory characters wing

Jason Weitzman [2:18 PM]

ok fine ill say yes to tejada as long as the plaque says steroids somewhere on it

yes! it’s like a secret room with a velvet curtain and you have to walk in with security

Max [2:18 PM]

Didn’t Royce Clayton play him in Moneyball? Isn’t that punishment enough?

Sean [2:18 PM]

Does Tejada have the MLB record for most grounded into DP? 277 is so many

Jason Weitzman [2:18 PM]

hahahah

.336 career obp sounds…….low???

Sean [2:19 PM]

(It’s actually Albert Pujols with 374 GDP.)

Max [2:20 PM]

That’s sooooo many

Sean [2:20 PM]

When’s the next time we’ll get to see someone who is the all-time leader in a stat?

Jason Weitzman [2:20 PM]

ooooh that’s a good one!

Max [2:20 PM]

Hmmmm

Jason Weitzman [2:21 PM]

it might be CC who leads active in something but that’s not all time

Sean [2:21 PM]

We should relish this opportunity to see Pujols add to his lead!

Max [2:21 PM]

I actually want to know the answer. Is there an easy one that’s like new to the game or something?

I mean, Trout will be the all time WAR leaders

leader

Sean [2:22 PM]

Saves. Seems like Kimbrel could get there

Jason Weitzman [2:22 PM]

maybe mo is the last one

Max [2:22 PM]

I don’t think he’ll beat Mo

Jason Weitzman [2:22 PM]

can pujols hit 160 more doubles?

Max [2:23 PM]

I want to say yes. But no

He might have like 40 more doubles in him

Jason Weitzman [2:23 PM]

can pujols hit 30 more sac flies?

Max [2:24 PM]

That’s possible!

Sean [2:25 PM]

Justin Upton is on pace to become the all time strikeout king

Jason Weitzman [2:25 PM]

that’s a good one

Max [2:25 PM]

Really? That’s awesome! Who is it now?

Jason Weitzman [2:25 PM]

reggie

i just saw

pjuols for GDP is a good one too

Max [2:26 PM]

I belive in Justin! He can do it!

Jason Weitzman [2:26 PM]

i think it’s reasonable that james shields could give up another 200 home runs

oooooo i found one!

Max [2:26 PM]

Hahah

Jason Weitzman [2:27 PM]

kershaw has a career .207 batting average against behind only nolan ryan with .204 and sandy koufax with .205

that’s gonna be toughhhhh to sustain

and im sure it’s only qualified, it def doesn’t have the time anthony rizzo threw a clean inning

Sean [2:27 PM]

Well but I think this should be counting stats.

Anyway, lets talk about Omar Vizquel

Jason Weitzman [2:28 PM]

huh kent tekulve has the most ibb thrown of all time

i think he was a reliever only

then maddux

Max [2:28 PM]

I’m a yes on Vizquel. 1.2 Baineses

Sean [2:28 PM]

Give me Polanco over Vizquel, but they’re both in the Bucket

Jason Weitzman [2:28 PM]

jauquin benoit only needs 20 holds! ok back to vizquel

im a yes on vizquel!

Max [2:29 PM]

Benoit is a great one!

3-3 for Omar

Jason Weitzman [2:29 PM]

great defense is underrated!

Max [2:29 PM]

haha

Jason Weitzman [2:30 PM]

colon needs only 33 more air outs to be first all time, CC’s not far behind [beuhrle is fuehrst]

kershaw needs 30 pickoffs! ok this needs a new thread

Max [2:31 PM]

beuhrle is fuehrst just made me laugh out loud and this cat gave me a look like she wanted to bit my throat open

Jason Weitzman [2:31 PM]

your cat or a cat outside/.

‘*?

Max [2:31 PM]

Yeah we should move on, it’s been 2 and half hours so far and we still have round 2

the cat i live with.

Any more in round one, Sean?

Jason Weitzman [2:32 PM]

5

Max [2:32 PM]

wow

Jason Weitzman [2:32 PM]

let’s go quick

billy wagner

starting with a very debatable one

he’s actaully born with whatever hand he didn’t throw with i think which if true is interesting!

Max [2:32 PM]

Very True. I’m a yes. Though normally I’d be a no. But because of Baines I’m a yes

Jason Weitzman [2:32 PM]

i say NO although he was the second best relif pitcher in new york for a time!

*ief

Max [2:33 PM]

He was really good. He’s definitely close. 2.31 ERA in about 900 innings,  422 saves

Jason Weitzman [2:34 PM]

that is pretty crazy

Max [2:34 PM]

The 11% he got last year kind of seems right

Sean [2:37 PM]

Imagine if he pitched with his dominant hand!!

Jason Weitzman [2:37 PM]

hahaha

he’d get like 16%

Sean [2:38 PM]

I think we can pass on him, but I also think he’s a top 10 reliever of all time right now. The problem is that we don’t know if that’s good or not.

Jason Weitzman [2:39 PM]

that’s a good way to put it!

Max [2:39 PM]

Good point. Zach Britton could end up with comparable stats

Jason Weitzman [2:39 PM]

ughhhhh

Sean [2:39 PM]

We need to judge these guys in like 15 more years. Great veterans committee target is Wagner. Sean is yoda.

Jason Weitzman [2:40 PM]

hahaha

yeah we’ll let tony la russa get all the abject anger for voting him in

Max [2:40 PM]

So Billy misses the cut for round 2 then. Moving on

Sean [2:40 PM]

Larry Walker is next. He’s in my ballot. .300/.400/.500

Jason Weitzman [2:40 PM]

nahhhhh for me, he clearly did steroids

Max [2:40 PM]

Larry Walker is almost 3 Baineses. He’s in for sure

Jason Weitzman [2:40 PM]

fine ill say yes

with the steroid clause on his plaque

vernon wells!

greattttt player for a little bit, not a hall of famer!

Max [2:41 PM]

Only 35% last year for Walker. He’s going to miss this year and probably have a good shot in 2020

Vernon Wells is exactly 1 Harold Baines

Therefore, I say he’s in

Jason Weitzman [2:42 PM]

greattttt contract

Sean [2:42 PM]

Vernon Wells is just good enough for you to claim you hit with him at a batting cage once and people would be impressed

I don’t think that’s the same as good enough for the Hall of Fame

Jason Weitzman [2:43 PM]

hahaha

Sean [2:43 PM]

HOF worthy is basically nobody believes that you actually hit with that guy

Jason Weitzman [2:43 PM]

woah i didnt realize how much better baines was than vernon wells looking at their stats

Max [2:43 PM]

Vernon Wells tweeted something noteworthy the other day. I liked it. I don’t remember what it was though

Oh really? Maybe I should bother to look

Sean [2:44 PM]

Kevin Youkilis! The Greek God!

Max [2:44 PM]

Oh yeah, Wells is .8 Baineses. He’s out

Jason Weitzman [2:44 PM]

[sounds like “Boo”] YOOOOOOUUUUUUK!!!!!

Max [2:44 PM]

Youk is  .9 Baineses

Jason Weitzman [2:45 PM]

youk is a personal top five FAVORITE players, but no hall of famer

oh god i hope youkilis’s stats are better than baines’s

Sean [2:45 PM]

They’re not

Jason Weitzman [2:45 PM]

BETTER THAN BAINES!!!!

Max [2:45 PM]

No. Definitely not

He owns a brewery now I think

Sean [2:46 PM]

Really? I must go.

Jason Weitzman [2:46 PM]

yah he tweeted about it so much i unfollowed him

Max [2:46 PM]

Its in San Diego I want to say. But that might not be right

He really has no case for the hall.

Jason Weitzman [2:46 PM]

cincinatti? he loves cinciannti

Max [2:46 PM]

Can we move on?

Jason Weitzman [2:47 PM]

yah! BUT YOUK IF YOU ARE READING ME AND THE REST OF THE RED SOX FANS APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE

Sean [2:47 PM]

He has a beer called the Greek God of Hops. I hate over-hopped beer, but I gotta try it

Last player is Michael Young

Max [2:48 PM]

I’m a yes on Michael Young

Jason Weitzman [2:48 PM]

what is this the hall of ALL STAR GAMES

i still cant tell michael young and ian kinsler apart and if you think a player is someone else they shuldnt be in the hall of fame

no on young

Sean [2:49 PM]

How can we teach the children about baseball history if they cannot see because of all the stars?

Jason Weitzman [2:49 PM]

hahahah

Max [2:49 PM]

He’s not quite as good as Baines actually, which I find surprising. But he was good

Jason Weitzman [2:50 PM]

negative -100 OPS+ in his debut season

Max [2:50 PM]

.300 career average

Only 28 points lower than Tony Gwynn

Jason Weitzman [2:51 PM]

he’s better than i remember but also not that good (sorry if youre reading this, michael or ian kinsler or whoever you are!)

Max [2:51 PM]

Agreed, 100%

Jason Weitzman [2:51 PM]

that stupid ass articel that said tony gwynn wasn’t a good hitter becuase he didn’t have a good exit velocity or launch angle is so stupid ass

*article

Max [2:52 PM]

So if he’s out, where does that leave us through round 1. How many do we have Sean?

Jason Weitzman [2:52 PM]

i think we voted in all of them

Sean [2:52 PM]

I think we have 15.

Jason Weitzman [2:52 PM]

oh that’s not bad!

Max [2:52 PM]

I think I voted for like 25

Jason Weitzman [2:52 PM]

just ten of them will have to pay max off

Max [2:52 PM]

I don’t think that list is right

Walker?

Rivera?

Jason Weitzman [2:53 PM]

Pokey Reese

Sean [2:53 PM]

1.    Berkman,

2.    Bonds,

3.    Clemens,

4.    (Garcia),

5.    Halladay,

6.    Helton,

7.    A Jones,

8.    Kent,

9.    Edgar,

10.    McGriff

11.    Placido Polanco

12.    Manny

13.    Rolen

14.    Rivera

15.    Sheff

16.    Sosa

17.    Walker

Max [2:54 PM]

Those were the only two you had missing?

Cool!

Sean [2:54 PM]

If you’ll notice, this is a list of 17. So we’ve cut the list in half.

Max [2:54 PM]

That’s pretty good

Sean [2:54 PM]

We can also remove Freddy Garcia and Placido Polanco because they don’t really need to be there

Jason Weitzman [2:54 PM]

agrreeed!

Max [2:54 PM]

Agreed.

Can we also remove Kent?

Jason Weitzman [2:55 PM]

yes!!!

Sean [2:55 PM]

So we need to vote out 5. Jeff Kent and Scott Rolen are 2 that I vote to remove

Jason Weitzman [2:55 PM]

yesssss!!!!!

Max [2:55 PM]

Bye Scott!

So 3 more?

Jason Weitzman [2:56 PM]

1.    Berkman,

2.    Bonds,

3.    Clemens,

4.    Halladay,

5.    Helton,

6.    A Jones,

7.    Edgar,

8.    McGriff

9.    Manny

10.    Rivera

11.    Sheff

12.    Sosa

13.    Walker

Max [2:56 PM]

I’m leaning towards McGriff, Sheff, and Andruw coming off

Sean [2:57 PM]

I want Clemens out of there

Jason Weitzman [2:57 PM]

clemens off, sheffield on

mcgriff and jones off

Max [2:57 PM]

Can we justify leaving Bonds on but taking Clemens off?

Jason Weitzman [2:57 PM]

that’s my compromise

yah and clememns off but larry walker on

and not even one deseriving vote for Nick Punto

*deserving

Max [2:58 PM]

And leaving Manny on but taking Clemens off?

Jason Weitzman [2:58 PM]

we don’t have to put ten on

Max [2:59 PM]

Bonds must stay

Sean [2:59 PM]

I’m fine with a dumb ballot

Jason Weitzman [2:59 PM]

id say bonds clemens halladay helton edgar manny rivera sheffield sosa thats it

Max [3:00 PM]

i’d say Bonds, Clemens, Halladay, Helton, Edgar, Manny, Rivera, Sosa, Walker

Jason Weitzman [3:00 PM]

Bonds, Clemens, Halladay, Helton, Edgar, Manny, Rivera, Sosa, Walker plus sheffield

that is ten

Max [3:01 PM]

I forgot Berkman. I want Berkman too

Sean [3:02 PM]

I’d say Berkman, Bonds, Halladay, Helton, AJones, Edgar, McGriff, Rivera, Sheff, Walker

No Clemens, Manny, or Sosa (known steroid guys except for Bonds)

Max [3:02 PM]

Hmmmmm

So Halladay, Helton, Rivera, Bonds, Martinez are safe

Jason Weitzman [3:03 PM]

i like sean’s although i would also say sean’s minus berkman

Max [3:03 PM]

I like mine

Jason Weitzman [3:03 PM]

berkman is like a lower-echelon hall of famer

hahaha

Max [3:03 PM]

McGriff is simply not one of the top 10 players on this list

Jason Weitzman [3:03 PM]

agrred!

Sean [3:04 PM]

Yes – but that’s different!

Max [3:04 PM]

We have 5 slots for 8 players. Let’s whittle it down

Vote:

Larry walker

yes or no

Sean [3:04 PM]

yes

Max [3:05 PM]

yes

Jason Weitzman [3:05 PM]

no

sorry!

Max [3:05 PM]

Andruw Jones

Jason Weitzman [3:05 PM]

yes!

Max [3:05 PM]

no

Sean [3:05 PM]

Yes

Jason Weitzman [3:05 PM]

yeah sean!

hahaha

wait let’s keep going

WAITTTTTT

i have a good one

we need to whittle down 3 votes

we are in total three people

everyone gets a goldeneye-inspired golden gun!

not kill them

Sean [3:06 PM]

Max is a cyborg

Jason Weitzman [3:06 PM]

but we all pick one person who is off the ballot!

and call it a day

high stakes!

Max [3:06 PM]

Sure, I like it

Sean [3:07 PM]

I vote Clemens off

Jason Weitzman [3:07 PM]

woooo! so….who are the eight we can choose from?

oooooooHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Max [3:07 PM]

The 8 are:

Jason Weitzman [3:07 PM]

and it’s russian roulette style so fred mcgriff doesnt get kicked off three times

Max [3:07 PM]

Clemens

Mcgriff

Ramirez

Walker

Jones

Sheffield

Sosa

Sean [3:08 PM]

Berkman

Max [3:08 PM]

right, yes

Ok. Those are them

Jason Weitzman [3:08 PM]

ok i am gonna use mine on…..larry walker

Max [3:09 PM]

wow.

brutal

Jason Weitzman [3:09 PM]

yah

Max [3:09 PM]

Sean, you want to go next?

Sean [3:09 PM]

I picked Clemens.

Jason Weitzman [3:09 PM]

take that, canada!

Max [3:09 PM]

I pick McGriff

Jason Weitzman [3:09 PM]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

i used mine really politically

for the hall of fame vote, not for US-canadian relations

Max [3:10 PM]

This was a good method.

Jason Weitzman [3:10 PM]

it was like survivor

Sean [3:10 PM]

1.    Berkman

2.    Bonds

3.    Halladay

4.    Helton

5.    A Jones

6.    Edgar

7.    Manny

8.    Rivera

9.    Sheff

10.    Sosa

I hate it.

Max [3:10 PM]

I find it fine!

Jason Weitzman [3:11 PM]

i would whittle it down but i have somehwere to be!

Max [3:11 PM]

nope. we have 10. We’re done

Great job everyone!

I rate that list 1.4 Baineses

Jason Weitzman [3:11 PM]

hahaha

Sean [3:11 PM]

There have been 165 ballots made public so far. None match ours.

Max [3:11 PM]

Hahaha. Perfect

Jason Weitzman [3:11 PM]

wow

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