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Spam Poetry
Over at The Classical, a really high quality sports site run by professional people, they do something called Spam Poetics. It’s described...
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Lance Armstrong Should Be Thrown In Prison
Over the last two nights, Lance Armstrong has come clean about his extensive PED usage and blood doping as a professional cyclist. In...
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Lance Armstrong: Silent Beneficiary Of The Manti Te’o Scandal
As housewives across America ready their bundt cake and Prosecco for tonight’s airing of the Lance Armstrong interview, the ESPN studios in...
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Manti Te’o And The Openly Gay Athlete
Deadspin reported yesterday in a lengthy article that Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend, The Most Heartbreaking And Inspirational Story Of...
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The Mariners Most Dangerous Opponent When It Comes To Free Agency: Geography
Arizona outfielder Justin Upton, the jewel of the trade market and a potentially franchise altering player, recently rejected a trade to the Seattle Mariners The...
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Roger Clemens, The Hall Of Fame, And Some Other Things
The Hall of Fame class of 2013 will be announced today at 2 PM on MLB Network. I’ll be making a special...
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RGIII vs. Stephen Strasburg: Comparing Washington’s Tough Decisions
I know its been a long time since my last post; I’ve been busier than usual. My brother (and business partner) is...
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Baseball’s Biggest Things in 2012
Last season was a great year for baseball. We at OffTheBench had a jolly time covering our favorite sport and enjoying continued growth. Probably my favorite part...
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My Hall Of Fame Ballot
I do not have a vote for the Hall of Fame. I am not a member of the BWAA. I am simply...
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Resetting the Miami Marlins Pitching Situation
The Miami Marlins were perhaps the most discussed organization of 2012. Between their new stadium with those lime green walls and monstrosity...
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Three Possible Giancarlo Stanton Trades That Actually Make Sense
Jon Heyman, one of baseball’s best and most trustworthy reporters, cited a source within the Miami Marlins organization that said that there...
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Anthony Rendon: A Name To Know In 2014
Early last year, Sean nailed it with his prediction that Jurickson Profar would emerge as a player to watch. He predicted that...